This has been going on for two years now. Black Friday’s gone. Cyber Monday’s gone. Still, like I said, it’s on-going.
Thought bubble 1: I can’t read with this tiny, stupid little crack on my Paperwhite.
Thought bubble 2: Sure you can. It’s only a small ass crack.
Thought bubble 3: Just get a new one. Check-out that Oasis, damn it’s so fine.
Thought bubble 4: Oh yeah, those buttons, especially. Mm-mmm!
Thought bubble 5: Let’s go online.
Thought bubble 6: OMG. It’s still $250. Seriously? I’m gonna have to pay $250 for a Kindle?
Thought bubble 7: Whatever happened to the Voyage? That was cheaper!
Thought bubble 8: Dammit. Didn’t you know? It’s always been $250, you dumbass.
Thought bubble 9: There are other brands, you know. Like that weird name. Tolino! Nook? Booze?
Thought bubble 10: FFS, just stick to the Kindle brand, please. You’re not young anymore.
Thought bubble 11: SHUT UP EVERYONE!!! THERE’S NO WAY I AM PAYING $250 FOR A KINDLE!!!
Thought bubble 12: The Paperwhite’s working just fine. So is the other Kindle. So is the Fire. You don’t need an upgrade. Not now. $250 will turn into $150 some day.
Thought bubble 13: Run along, guys. See you next week.
Thought bubbles 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12: See you next week.